(T) MmM

(T) Anyway

(T) have either of you ever heard, of the foozle bird?

(T) right, it's this very little known, extremely shy bird of the south american rain forest

(T) Theres only *ever* been one in captivity, and it escaped not long after it were caught

(T) This is a pretty big bird, bigger than a vulture

(T) so, this big shot zoo in london decided they wanted one

(T) dunno why

(T) and they hired one of their boo rah hunters, very flash, wicked and all that

(T) and paid him all this money, and sent him on exhibition

(T) so he takes all his guns, and traps and cars, and tranquilizers and goes huntin for this foozle bird

(T) and after several weeks, there native guide leads them to a next

(T) kurath isn't listening

(T) that were nest btw, not next

(T) and they're creeping up on this foozle bird

(T) and it see's the car, and freaks out

(T) squawks a treak and shrieks and dissapears in a cloud of feathers

(T) and their native guide starts pissing themselves laughing

(T) and explains to the stupid foreign hunters

(T) that the foozle bird is very very very very very very shy, and is absolutely petrified of round thigns

(T) such as say, the wheels of the car

(T) so

(T) the hunter, not to be deterred gets rid of the car

(T) and they hunt another foozle bird nest with their guide on horses

(T) are you guys keeping up with all this?

(T) khad?

(T) and they find another one... and sneak up

(T) and again

(T) the bird freaks out

(T) squawks, and dissapears in a puff of feathers

(T) and the london hunter starts to swear

(T) and spit

(T) and curse

(T) but

(T) the guide explains

(T) well look, your wearing buttons

(T) they're round

(T) the foozle bird has great eye sight

(T) so

(T) again

(T) they hunt this bird

(T) with no buttons on the shirt

(T) and again

(T) their guide leads them to a next

(T) they've completely removed everything round

(T) nest

(T) watever

(T) and they sneak up to the foozlebird

(T) and it just docilely looks at them

(T) and they get close

(T) and it looks at them

(T) and they get closer

(T) closer

(T) CLOSER!

(T) and then the foozlebird looks into their round eyes, squawks and escapes

(T) this is almost too much for the hunter

(T) he's about ready to give up

(T) but the zoo convinces him to try one more time, so he buys some square sunglasses

(T) and their guide leads them back to the original nest

(T) where the original foozlebird has returned

(T) and they get closer to the foozlebird

(T) and closer

(T) and closer

(T) CLOSER!

(T) and the foozlebird docilely allows itself to be caged

(T) and then blindfolded

(T) and taken home to london

(T) and there

(T) at the grand opening of it's cage at the zoo

(T) security is there in force

(T) nothing round is allowed

(T) no camera's no nothing

(T) and this rule is kept to

(T) and they open the curtains on the great foozle bird

(T) and they started clapping and cheering

(T) the crowd loved it

(T) the bird freaks out

(T) smashes out of it's cage

(T) flies back to south america

(T) and the director angrily turns on his hunter, demanding explanation

(T) "WHAT THE FUCK? You said the bird only flips out at round things, and is as tame as a kitten otherwise!"

(T) but the wise guide who was in attendance for the grand opening chuckled

(T) and said

(T) but you see good sir

(T) your crowd gave him a -->round<-- of applause

(T) I fucken love that joke

(T) it might not make you people laug

(T) but I'm pissing myself laughing atm, i can hardly type

(T) the record for someone to've listened to that joke is 42 minutes

(T) theres a lot of round things in the world yanno

(T) plus

(T) there was an interview process for the hunters which I left our for you guys

(T) i can't believe you don't appreciate my humour

(T) I try so hard to make you guys laugh

(T) i ask for so very little!

(T) sob

(T) you people lead lives which r far to serious!

(T) Heeeeeeee

(T) so

(T) wanna hear a joke?

(T) *crickets*

(T) fine

(T) I'll go to bed!

(T) No!

(T) To bad!

(T) No more jokes for you!

(T) rofl

(T) I'm out of jokes anyway

(T) oh yes

(T) there is one

(T) I'll tell you the condensed version

(T) There was this kid rite

(T) and he did odd jobs around his neighbourhood for a little bit of $$$

(T) now

(T) there was this one mansion in his neighbourhood

(T) but the owner was a real tightass

(T) and got sick of the cheerful young lad

(T) who we'll call timmy

(T) asking for odd jobs

(T) so one day when young master timmy came asking

(T) he said, why yes, as a matter off fact I do

(T) I'll give you $2 if you paint my porch brown, the paint is around the back

(T) thinking his porch was massive, the pay so little, and the day so hot, he would never accept, and even if he did he wouldn't ask again

(T) so, after a few hours he came back and said

(T) Mr, I finished painting, and lemme say for a rich old prick you sure are a dumb bastard

(T) That was a ferrarri out back, not a porch

(T) poke

(T) d00d you suck

(T) I hate you

(T) ALL YOU DO IS BAG OUT MY JOKES AND HATE ON MY ALTS!

(T) rofl

(T) no

(T) Nite

(T) Sux0r man

(T) Longshots you

(T) disintegrates you

(T) backstabs you

(T) bashes you

(T) disints you with his other alt

(T) HE HAS NOFAIL DAMN YOU!

(T) he didn't portal

(T) he was in my pocket

(T) bamfs you onto a deserted island with wesker and bjoll

(T) and learn is there too

(T) you can keep one another company

(T) or chop up wesker and bjoll and make a raft

(T) rofl

(T) but the raft

(T) it only takes you as far as another island

(T) with prosatanos, and pockets

(T) and then wesker and bjoll repop on your island

(T) and they subject you, and you make them your king

(T) AND YOU BOW DOWN TO WORSHIP KING WESKER, AND QUEEN BJOLL!

(T) and a foozlebird snickers at you as it flies past

(T) this new island

(T) kekekekeke

(T) it is nofight/nospell/cursed and noexit

(T) bjoll asks you if you want to buy a barons sword?

(T) it's also on mid

(T) how are you going to die

(T) you can't

(T) it's a nospell room

(T) bjoll asks if you have a wield to sell him

(T) scrolls that you don't have

(T) you can't it's no fight

(T) poisons which you don't have

(T) the island has been up for 20 days to stop people getting reboot xp

(T) they've already eaten

(T) it

(T) I told them it hepls them enchant better

(T) Elaie enters from above

(T) Elaie wants to know why her score was so low?

(T) He is quivering in the corner

(T) Wesker asks if you can fix his buggy disintegrate

(T) socials are not allowed in this room

(T) this island is located in the med quest

(T) you are in different rooms

(T) they are using yell

(T) it's in the same area

(T) but it's not joined to the quest

(T) he's sending you tells

(T) he just got promoted to imm senior

(T) his tells go through

(T) mud crashes

(T) you awake at nom

(T) was it just a dream?

(T) Bjoll auctions 'Hey Bane, wanna barons sword?"

(T) Whats n2e?

(T) o

(T) blink

(T) that sequence of events wasn't quite right anyway

(T) when you asked if learn was still there

(T) he wasn't

(T) He was off hoarding

(T) nospell rooms are no obstacle for him to hard

(T) hoard

(T) he casts his leve 900 hoard of the infinite

(T) you are but a level 2 goblin

(T) Laz longshots from the east!

(T) TImMy is dead

(T) or just sleeping

(T) goodnight

(T) *bamfs you onto a deserted island with wesker and bjoll*

(T) It works for me

(T) I have a wand of bamg

(T) f

(T) they are gf'd

(T) it's different

(T) it's not disabled

(T) your still on a deserted island with wesker and bjoll

(T) bjoll asks you to upgrade his hitgear

(T) you have no wand

(T) Learn hoarded your inventory

(T) Monks don't get bamf until legend

(T) You are killed underneath a torrent of items

(T) no mortal man can hold the contents of Learn's horded inventory and live

(T) you are but a hero monk

(T) Bjoll asks you if you wish to be cr'd

(T) he is more than a mortal man

(T) he is an almighty hoarder

(T) Bjolls gurney has moved you to your corpse

(T) bjoll asks you how much you want for the wand of bamf he is now holding

(T) he offers you a barons sword for it

(T) you are put on timeout

(T) You may not move until you learn how to play nice with others

(T) Bjoll asks you if you want to buy a barons sword

(T) he gives you baron sword

(T) you are jarred

(T) You have received a personal note!

(T) You have received a personal note!

(T) you have recieved a personal note!

(T) note from: Bjoll

(T) note subject barons sword

(T) Does this mean you don't want to buy my barons sword, min bid 400k!

(T) Bjoll

(T) a red dragon swoops down and drops learn

(T) Learn says I got jarred for hoarding d00d

(T) Learn says I'm gonna kill that mofo when I get my hands on him, I think I might just hoard his passwords!

(T) You have recieved a personal note

(T) note from: Adam

(T) note subject uh

(T) d00d, someone changed all my passwords, what can I doooooooo

(T) Learn sacrifices Adam's passwords to the gods

(T) Merck has promoted Learn to Legend!

(T) there is no such note subject!

(T) last adam

(T) Learn puts Adam's pfile in his inventory

(T) type trash

(T) value 0

(T) flags hoarded

(T) snicke

(T) ok, I'm amused

(T) saving this so I can chuckle about it later and going to bed

(T) a red dragon picks you up in his claws and carries you to the sanctum

(T) Bjoll says Wanna buy a barons sword?

(T) Bjoll appears in the room

(T) Wanna buy a barons sword?

(T) You are DEAD!

(T) TImMy> Uh.

(T) TImMy> Wanna buy a barons sword?

(T) TImMy from 198.332.21.245 has been Jailed by Merck

(T) Merck> Goddamn multiplayers

(T) Bjoll from 198.332.21.245 has been Jailed by Merck

(T) roflrofl

(T) mmm

(T) Such parody

(T) i'm out. I only really had Bjoll

(T) and he got jailed

(T) Ok, this time for real, I'm going to bed

(T) quit

(T) This is a noquit room sorry.

(T) cry

(T) cya's

(T) #disconnect